CORIAN IS TO MARBLE AND GRANITE
WHAT MDF IS TO WOOD.

- DID YOU SEE THAT?
- YES.

I'VE HAD THESE SHORTS SINCE 1982.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT - YOU FARMERS,
YOU DON'T LIKE OUTSIDERS, DO YOU?

YEAH. I HATE MERCS.
PEOPLE WHO DRIVE THEM ARE JUST SA-A-AD.

- WHOSE IS THAT CARAVAN?
- THE BUILDERS LIVE IN THERE.

(WOMAN) "I ENJOYED "THE HOBBIT"
MORE THAN "RIVERDANCE"

OK. WHAT ARE WE DOING TO THE PLANET?
WELL, IT'S "PURPLE RAIN".

(SINGS OUT OF TUNE)

YEAH, JUST MOVED IN, LAST WEEK.

WHICH BRINGS US ON VERY NEATLY
TO MY NEXT GUEST,

MY MOBILE WAS SWITCHED OFF FOR A REASON.
I WAS AT AN OWL SANCTUARY.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH.
NOW FUCK OFF!

SADLY, IT DIDN'T WORK, SO OFF IT CAME AGAIN,

THEY'RE SEX SWAPPERS!
THIS IS DEFCON ONE. LOOK.

SO, I SUPPOSE IF YOU WERE GOING
TO EXECUTE A BIRD OF PREY,

WHICH WAS ONE OF HER COMPLICATIONS AT THE END.

WHY? YOU'VE GOT A PERFECTLY GOOD MOUTH.