I COULDN'T SEE IT BECAUSE I WAS IN THE BATHROOM.

A CERTAIN PERCENTAGE OF THEIR PROGRAMMES

SIOBHAN, YOU DON'T JUST GET SOME GUY
WHO USED TO BE ON TV PRESENTING A CHEAP VIDEO.

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

WITH SOME CLASSIC ELECTRO-ROCK

THERE IS ONE PERSON
I WOULD LOVE TO DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH.

MICHAEL.

SOD OFF!

MICHAEL!

- HAS THE DUKE OF HAZARD BEEN IN?
- NO, HE'S NOT.

- I WANT YOU TO LIE FOR ME.
- I CAN'T. IN THE EYES OF GOD...

- HELLO.
- HELLO. YOU GOING TO THE LIFT, TOO?

IT'S INTERESTING THAT THESE WOMEN
ARE TECHNICALLY MODELS.

IT'S SO NICE THAT YOUR FANS CAN MEET YOU.

- HOW WAS THAT, OK?
- IT'S NOT WORKING. YOU CAN TELL.

(IMITATES ACCENT)..PYROTECHNICS.

TOM SPOTLEY? WHEN?

SO ALL THIS IS OUT OF BOUNDS FOR THE WEEKEND.