IT WAS QUITE DETAILED.
THE GUY OBVIOUSLY HAD TALENT, THAT'S THE TRAGEDY.

IT'S 4.35 A.M. YOU'RE LISTENING
TO "UP WITH THE PARTRIDGE".

YOU'VE DONE SOME CRAZY THINGS IN YOUR LIFE.

- MORNING, ALAN,
- GOOD MORNING.

HE'S GOT A CONDITION,
SO MAKE SURE HE RUBS IT IN HIS FEET

YES. WE'LL GO STRAIGHT TO APACHE...
AFTER A PUB LUNCH FOR AN HOUR.

- OK.
- LET'S BRING THE LOVE-MAKING FORWARD.

CAPTAIN PARTRIDGE, WOULD YOU LOOK AFTER THE FORT
WHILE I GO ON A RESUPPLY MISSION?

I WAS SHOWING IT TO A GEORDIE LAST NIGHT
AND I'VE GONE AND LEFT IT IN HIS BLOODY HANDS.

- YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
- WHAT DO I OWE YOU?

HAS SHE GONE BACK HOME?

WHAT?

- YOU EVER BEEN TO IRELAND, ALAN?
- NO. I'D LOVE TO GO.

YOU CAN'T BOOK ME AND ASK ME TO PULL OUT
WHEN CLIFF THORBURN BECOMES AVAILABLE AGAIN.

SUPER-BEINGS, REALLY.

- SHALL I...
- KEEP HER AWAY FROM DIGNITARIES.

- CAN I WATCH "POIROT" ON UK GOLD?
- AS LONG AS YOU POP THE EARPHONES ON.

RIGHT. GO. JUST DRIVE AWAY. DRIVE AWAY NORMALLY.