- AND I'LL SHOW YOU THAT MIRROR THING.
- NO.

- A-HA!
- GOD!

MICHAEL'S IN CHARGE OF OUR INTERNET COMPUTER.

I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE BUY IT.

- HAVE YOU READ MY BOOK?
- NO, BUT I'VE SEEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS.

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
THAT SUICIDE MIGHT BE THE ANSWER?

THAT WAS JAPAN -
THE EFFEMINATE FUTURISTS FROM THE 80S -

HERE'S A RECEIPT FOR A CINEMA TICKET TO "SHREK".

"SHALL I LET YOU WALK ALL OVER ME?

HAVE I GOT ANYTHING ELSE
TO SAY HERE, OR SHALL I GO?

IT'S 1 A.M.

HIT YOUR TARGETS OR YOU'LL BE FIRED.

HE'S NOT SHOWING OFF.
THEN HE GOES OVER A CLIFF AND HE'S FALLING.

- HOW CAN YOU KILL YOURSELF IN STARBUCKS?
- SHOTGUN IN YOUR MOUTH?

YOUR MIND'S FLYING.

LOTS OF ROCKS, AND BEAMISH.

SO HOW'S IT HANGING? YES, I DRESS ON THE LEFT TOO!

..TWO PACKETS OF TOFFOS?