YOU'VE SAID IT AGAIN!
JUST BECAUSE I'VE GOT A SHIT TABLE.

"I'M FEELING SAUCY."

- OH.
- I'M KEEPING AN EYE ON SONJA.

- WOULD YOU LIKE THIS BOOK?
- NOT NOW, MICHAEL...

- "CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO"?
- WE'VE SOLD THREE. MORE THAN YOUR BOOK.

SEND HIM INTO A CUBICLE WITH MAGAZINES?

- ALAN, DO YOU WANT AN EGG IN A BAP?
- YES, PLEASE.

YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHERE IS BONO'S HOUSE?

- YEAH. BYE, ALAN.
- ALSO, ARCHERS.

(PHONE)

- WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
- SORRY.

- HOW'S ADAM CLAYTON?
- ADAM CLAYTON IS FINE.

THIS IS A NEW TABLE. IT'S NOT QUITE FINISHED.

GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR.

YEAH. COULD YOU JUST PUT "PLUS SUE COOK"?

TO MAKE ROOM FOR BOOKS ON COCKNEY KILLERS.

- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT. THEY WON'T ASK ABOUT IT.

I'VE CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT EXCALIBUR COTTAGE.
L THINK I'LL CALL IT "YE HOUSE".