THIS COULD LOOK LIKE SOME SORT OF DIRTY PROTEST
AGAINST THE STANDARD OF SERVICE IN THE HOTEL,

WHAT'S THAT HANGING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?

- NOT EVEN IF SHE WAS A BADGER.
- YOU HAVE TO CONTROL THEM. THEY'VE GOT TB.

- PARDON?
- NO, JUST A JOKE.

I'M NEVER GOING TO USE THEM.

UNBELIEVABLE.

IT'D BE INTERESTING TO TALK TO YOU.
I'M THE PRODUCER AS WELL AS THE PRESENTER.

THAT'S RIGHT, ALAN.

- ALISON'S WHAT WE CALLED YOU.
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

I'M SURE LYNN WOULD BE HAPPY
TO GO FOR A DRINK WITH YOU,

THAT'S A GOOD STAINLESS STEEL HOB. VERY FUTURISTIC.

DO THOSE KEEP YOU AWAKE AT NIGHT?

I HAD HEARD SOMETHING.

WOLVES AT THE DOOR. YOU'LL HUFF
AND YOU'LL PUFF AND... WHERE'S THE OTHER PIG?

I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO.

THERE'S A DEMONSTRATION MODEL
TIED TO THE CHAIR BY THAT WOMAN.

HE WENT RIGHT DOWN AND HIT ROCK BOTTOM
AND NOW HE'S ON HIS WAY BACK UP.