- DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
- YEAH... YES.

OK. I'M GOING TO MISS THIS CARAVAN.

EXACTLY HOW MUCH DO YOU TEACHERS EARN?

THIS IS T'PAU.

BEN, MR PARTRIDGE WAS SAYING THAT HE COULDN'T
SEE "BANGKOK CHICK-BOYS" FROM HIS BATHROOM.

WHERE'S THE ROAD?

WITH LANDLORDS, WITH FARMERS.

- WHAT'S RUDE ABOUT A BODY?
- TITS?

IF JED AND I ARE BOTH IN HERE, I TEND TO DO THIS.

- HELLO. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- WHAT ARE YOU READING?

IT'S 10P,M,
THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE.

WE COULD CALL IT
"AROUND THE WORLD WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE

THERE WILL BE NO TELEPHONE CLUEDO TODAY

I'VE NOTHING AGAINST THEM.
IT'S JUST, AS I SEE IT,

SO WHO ARE YOU?

(STEVE) CAN YOU CALL CLIFF THORBURN NOW, PLEASE?

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU HERE AGAIN. ALL RIGHT?