IT'S A JOKE KNIFE! IT'S A JOKE KNIFE!

OH, NO.

I'VE HIT FAST FORWARD.
LOOKS LIKE A SORT OF HARDCORE BENNY HILL.

I LENT IT TO THAT BLOKE AT THE PETROL STATION.

- MDF'S BANNED IN AMERICA.
- SO'S THAT.

BECAUSE OF ALL THE CHEMICALS
YOU PUT IN THEIR CHIPS.

- IS IT?
- YEAH.

AND TURNED HER SMILE UP.

YOU'RE MY PA AND YOU'RE INVITING ME
TO A RELIGIOUS WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION.

YEAH. POP IT IN THE MICROWAVE.

THAT WAS A NEGATIVE,
AND RIGHT NOW I NEED TWO POSITIVES.

THERE GOES KAREN COLMAN.

I WANTED TO WATCH ROGER MOORE
NECKING WITH FIONA FULLERRTON.

PERHAPS SAY THAT THEY'RE LIKE A MARQUEE FOR TOES
OR A FOOT TENT, SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

(ALAN) GO, GO, GO, GO. START THE CAR.

- DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE?
- PARDON... YEAH, LOVE IT.

BUT I DIDN'T KILL HIM, THAT WAS THE TRAGEDY,
I HAD TO GO BACK AND FINISH HIM OFF WITH A JACK.

OH, CHRIST! I'M SORRY.