I DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE,
YET I STILL GOT IN WITH YOU.

DAN HAS ASKED ME TO PRESENT A PRIZE
AT THE NORFOLK BRAVERY AWARDS TONIGHT.

(MUSIC.. "I'M A LUMBERJACK"
FROM MONTY PYTHON)

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND. WE WERE BONKING LIKE MAD
LAST NIGHT IN THE CARAVAN.

- I HAVE QUESTION FOR BUILDER.
- LET'S GO NOW. GRAB HER, LYNN.

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

I'VE NOTHING AGAINST THEM.
IT'S JUST, AS I SEE IT,

- A-HA!
- GOD!

STRONG. LOOK.

- ALAN'S DEEP BATH..
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY DETTOL,

I ARREST YOU ON SUSPICION
OF SUCKING UP TO A MUSTARD MAGNATE.

- HAS THAT GOT A NAME, THAT DRINK?
- YEAH, THEY'RE CALLED "LADY-BOYS".

YOU FILL IN THE POND WITH CONCRETE,
PLOUGH THE FAMILY INTO THE FIELD,

IT'S VERY CLUEDO THIS HOUSE, ISN'T IT?

HELLO.

THEN I'D LOOK FOR TOM DONALDSON.
I'D BE HOVERING JUST DOWN THE ROAD FROM HIS HOUSE

(CREAKING)

- I'M ONE OF THE BIG BOYS NOW.
- WHAT, A PREFECT?