- WHO'S HE?
- NIRVANA. BLEW HIS HEAD OFF?

LESS BUBBLES PER CC.

I HAD TO FLAG A CAB DRESSED UP.
WHICH HELPED, ACTUALLY.

YEAH. WAYNE SLEEP.

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME,
"LADY SHAPES WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE".

LYNN. HAVE YOU SEEN DAN?

I USED TO CHAT TO ANOTHER BLOKE
BUT HE LIKES AMERICAN THINGS.

WHOA! BACK OFF, SECONDS OUT
ROUND ONE, DING-DING!

THAT'S THE ONE.

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

YOU CAN ALWAYS GET ME SOMETHING
OF EQUIVALENT VALUE,

I USED TO THINK, "OOH, SHE'S NICER THAN MY WIFE!"

- HELLO. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- WHAT ARE YOU READING?

UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, I AM
THE CHIEF COMMISSIONING EDITOR OF BBC TELEVISION.

I'M MICHAEL AN' ALL.

- LONELY NIGHTS IN THE DESERT.
- THAT'S ALL FIXED NOW. I'LL BE ON ME WAY.

- THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM?
- THAT'S ONE WAY OF LOOKING AT IT.

OH, MY GOD!