THEY'VE TAKEN A BIT OF A POUNDING OVER THE YEARS.
IN FACT, CAN YOU GET ME SOME NEW ONES, PLEASE?

I COULD HAVE BEEN DONE FOR DRINK DRIVING.

OK. BYE. BYE.

- YEAH.
- I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

SWOOP OVER A FIELD,
SCARE A DONKEY SO IT FALLS INTO A RIVER.

- YOUR WIFE WAS DRIVING.
- YES.

- I'M OFF FOR A MUSHROOM SLICE.
- GET ME ONE, CHUM.

AND I HAD THIS LITTLE MACAQUE MONKEY
AS A PET, RIGHT.

MUST BE SOMEWHERE EKE, THEN.

IT WAS IN THAT AREA.

- IN THE WHOLE WORLD?
- PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.

ARE YOU JUST FLIRTING IN THAT SORT OF
CRUDE WAY THAT MIDDLE-AGED DIVORCEES DO?

I'D JUST STARTED MY SPEECH
WHEN THE HEAVENS OPENED.

AND YOU WEAR ONE GARMENT A WEEK ON AIR.

"IN A BULL-NOSE ON THE LEFT".

AMAZING HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK THE PETROL CAP
TO A FORD FOCUS IS ON THE OFFSIDE REAR.

SOMETHING WHICH JONI
SINGULARLY FAILS TO POINT OUT.

MICHAEL.