AND YOU THINK, "SUNDAY, BLOODY SUNDAY!"

SO JUST TO REPEAT,
QUEEN ELIZABETH IL IS NOT DEAD.

IT'S NOT BEING DESTROYED.
THE CORRECT TERM IS PULPED.

- I TEACH HERE.
- I SEE.

- MORNING, SOPHIE. YOU'RE NOT A MAN, ARE YOU?
- NO.

SECURITY THERE IS TERRIBLE.
THEY'D PROBABLY LET YOU IN.

DO I? PERHAPS YOU CAN TELL ME
WHAT'S WRONG WITH FEEDING BURGERS TO SWANS.

I'VE GOT TWO...

- DO YOU LIKE MINI KIEV'S?
- I LOVE THEM, BUT MY WIFE'S VEGETARIAN.

DIVORCED. I'VE GOT ACCESS TO THE KIDS,
BUT THEY DON'T WANT TO SEE ME.

THE TIME'S 11.3O... SORRY, IT'S YOUR SHOW.

VERY GOOD. HAVE YOU
GOT A BATTERY FOR AN ERICKSON?

- SONJA.
- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

(VOMITS)

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
MIND, SHE WAS SEXY. SHE WORE A G-STRAP.

I'D GO BACK TO SCHOOL. FIRST I'D TAKE OUT THE LABS.

- HOWAY THE LADS! COME ON!
- RIGHT.

- CHRIS?
- OH, ALAN.