- IT'S A FRIGHTENING THOUGHT.
- AYE.

WELL, AS I SAY, IT'S VEY CONFUSING.

YOU'VE GOT WONDER ABOUT A MAN WHO SITS
IN A PETROL STATION ALL DAY TALKING TO OTHER MEN.

- NO!
- RIGHT.

OH, YOU'RE THERE. THIS ISN'T BRIGHT ENOUGH.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO "GO NUCLEAR".

(MUSIC: "JET" BY WINGS)

- OF WHAT?
- BEING BLOWN UP, BOMBS.

- IT IS HIM!
- IT IS!

(PHONE)

I HATE ARCHERS, "THE ARCHERS" AND JEFFREY ARCHER.
YOU'RE ALL DECEITFUL COWARDS.

- WHAT TIME WAS THAT?
- ABOUT QUARTER TO 11.

- WELL...
- TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN BY "WATERSPORTS".

AND JUST PROBABLY GO STRAIGHT TO BED
AND KEEP OUT OF TROUBLE.

I DO COLLAGE. I CUT OUT THE HEADS OF U2
AND THEN I PUT ON TOP OF SPACE CLOTHES.

ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF GLOBAL WARMING
AND INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM IS...

A PAIN IN THE ARSE, ISN'T IT?

ACTUALLY, YOU'D PROBABLY CALL IT
A BIG TOOL, WOULDN'T YOU?

- BUDGE UP.
- SORRY I'M A BIT LATE.