- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT FOR BODY LOTION?
- YEAH. I'VE GOT 182 BOTTLES.

YOU CAN'T USE THE TOILET BECAUSE IT'S BLOCKED.

WHY?

THERE IS A SERIOUS REASON WHY I'M WEARING THIS.

# BAD DREAMS IN THE NIGHT

I THINK IF WE, UM...

- THAT'S SACKING PEOPLE.
- WELL, BASICALLY, YEAH.

PHEW, THIS LOOKS DISGUSTING.

WITH A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH!

IT'S LIKE THE RUDYARD KIPLING POEM,
"IF". YOU KNOW THAT?

OH, AYE. I RECKON IT'S A REALLY GOOD IDEA, LIKE.

(80'S STYLE SYNTHESISER MUSIC)

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FLAP OF SKIN OR SOMETHING.

DON'T WORRY.
IT'S JUST A CUSHION THAT SIMULATES RECTAL GAS.

AND YOU PRESS A BUTTON,
YOU HEAR ALL THE SLAVES GOING, "WOOOH", LIKE THAT,

AYE.

WERE THEY SAVAGE? WERE THEY GOING,

BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?
(MAKES CLICKING NOISE)