- BUT IT'S ONLY A 15-MINUTE WALK.
- YES. MMM.

THEY'D BE HAVING A GREAT LAUGH AT YOU
WITH BIG PINK HAIR.

SO WE MOVED OURSELVES INTO THE MARQUEE,
WHICH WAS LEAKING LIKE A SIEVE...

IT SOUNDS BAD.

MAKE IT AN HOUR. I WANT TO HAVE
A SHOWER BEFORE AND, IDEALLY, AFTERWARDS.

ANOTHER WAY OF LOOKING AT IT IS
PEOPLE LIKE THEM, LET'S MAKE SOME MORE OF THEM.

I AM AN ARSONIST.
PLEASE CAN I COME IN TO SET FIRE TO THE STAFF?

WHO WAS CONVINCED THAT IN A PREVIOUS LIFE
HE'D BEEN ARTHUR ASKEY.

YES. I MEAN, YES, I WANT YOU
TO SHOW ME THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "NO".

WHERE THE HAND WAS PACKED IN SOLEROS,
MAGNUMS, MINI MILKS AND A FEAST.

CHRIS, CAN WE HAVE A CHAT?

NO, JUST A PIPE OF PRINGLES, FINE.

OH, YES. VERY CONFUSING.

USE THE SAUSAGE TO SCOOP THE BEANS OUT.

I KNOW YOU'VE HAD PROBLEMS IN THE PAST...

MICHAEL, WOULD YOU LIKE A MINIATURE SCOTCH EGG?

THEY START SHOOTING AT HIM
AND HE GOES, "JUST STOP IT!"

ANYWAY... WHERE WAS I OR IS L? IS...WAS... ISWAS.
"TISWAS". WHO REMEMBERS "TISWAS"?