- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WATERSPORTS ARE?
- I BELIEVE WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT.

- THEY'RE NOT DEAF OFFENDERS?
- THEY'RE JUST DEAF.

IT'S A VIDEO
BY THE WEST COUNTY COMEDIAN JETHRO.

- CHRIS, CAN L...?
- JUST TWO MINUTES.

NO ONE WAS SUGGESTING THEY WOULD.

I HEAR THAT ALL THE UNSOLD COPIES
ARE BEING BUNDLED INTO THE BACK OF A TRUCK

YOU THREW A MONKEY IN THE SEA?

"FROM ALAN PARTRIDGE."

THANK YOU.

- AYE.
- TASTES LIKE FIZZY BENYLIN.

MRS MONEYPENNY'S AN EEJIT! SHE'S AN EEJIT!

IF YOU DO K, Y AND Z, BOB'S YOUR UNCLE.

JILL. LOVELY JILL.
SHE'S MY FAVOURITE...

- IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A DIFFERENT STORY, REALLY.
- IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ROUND!

SHALL I DO IT MORE QUICKLY,
OR SHALL I MAINTAIN THE SAME SPEED?

YOUR LITTLE FINGER JUST TOUCHED IT.
I'LL JUST POP THAT THERE.

- HOW'S THE EDGE?
- THE EDGE IS FINE.

- MAKE THE PLACE YOUR OWN.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE!