AND TELL THEM TO GET ME A 4O-YEAR-OLD SCORCHER.
AND DO USE THAT WORD.
OH, NO.
- ARE YOU WEARING LYNX?
- WELL SMELT. VOODOO.
I WON'T KISS YOU GOODBYE.
I'LL KISS YOU LATER. AND THE REST. WHOA!
BECAUSE OF ALL THE CHEMICALS
YOU PUT IN THEIR CHIPS.
- CAN I HAVE A GO ON THE LOO?
- OH! SORRY, YES.
- SHALL WE POP THE LIGHTS ON?
- HANG ON.
WHO-OO...
YES.
CLYDESDALE HORSES. 12 HANDS HIGH.
- I'LL GET ANOTHER HALF BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE.
- YEAH, GO ON, THEN.
AYE, IT IS.
THAT'S ONE CHARITY I AVOID.
DON'T WANT TO GET TARRED WITH THE MAD BRUSH.
..YOU HAVE, UM, THINGS.
MOVE AND FIRE
MOVE AND FIRE, MOVE AND FIRE!
A SONG IN WHICH JONI COMPLAINS THAT
THEY PAVED PARADISE TO PUT UP A PARKING LOT.
(SUSAN) TEA? COFFEE?
- REMEMBER TO TAKE THE FOIL OFF FIRST.
- THAT'S JUST PIES.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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