NO! COME BACK!

AND I HAD THIS LITTLE MACAQUE MONKEY
AS A PET, RIGHT.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT.

SWEATY RAPHAEL WE USED TO CALL HIM.
GREAT BIG STAINS UNDER HIS ARMPITS.

- HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN DRINKING?
- THREE-QUARTERS OF AN HOUR.

AND FROM 1993 MANUFACTURERS HAVE BEEN LEGALLY
OBLIGED TO LABEL THEM "CRAB-FLAVOURED" STICKS.

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE GOING OUT,

- THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. YOU'RE SACKED!
- WHAT?

TIME TO RUN YOURSELF A BIG BATH. IT'S CHRIS REA.

OH, THERE YOU ARE. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I NEVER THOUGHT, WHEN I WAS IN MY 20S,
I'D HAVE TO PUSH.

THEY DO SAY IT'LL HELP
PEOPLE IN WHEEEEL CHAAAIRS!

THE WOMAN WITH THE OLD TADGER...

ACTUALLY, DO YOU MIND IF I USE YOUR TOILET?

PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE.
I HEAR YOUR BOOK'S BEING PULPED.

- JUST LET OFF IN A TAX INSPECTRESS'S FACE.
- LET OFF?

- WALT DISNEY! ANIMALS NEVER WORE CLOTHES.
- HANG ON.

I'D LIKE FOUR GLITTER EXPLOSIONS, 12 PUFF FLASHES...