THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
MMMM.
# 'CAUSE HE PAINTED KIDS
WHO HAD NOWT ON THEIR FEET
- GOOD CALL.
- I REMEMBER YOU.
WE DID!
- WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
- WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY ON QUICKSAND.
BUT EVEN THEN IT WAS STOLEN,
DON'T SHINE THAT TORCH IN MY FACE, MATE.
I'VE JUST LOST A PINT OF BLOOD.
YOU'VE GOT A CHOICE. YOU CAN EITHER
BOOK ME NOW, OR WAIT FOR CLIFF THORBURN.
- THAT IS A WOMAN?
- AYE. IT'S LONG HAIR.
YOU'RE SEXY.
- NO.
- GOOD. THIS IS LYNN.
SO GIVE ME A CALL - PLEASE!
SHE'S IN THE SPOT WHERE ME AND SONJA HAVE IT OFF.
YES, OF COURSE, BUT YOUR MUM AND L,
BELIEVE ME
IT'S A SERIOUS SUBJECT.
I ONCE FOUND A LUMP UNDER MY ARM. AWFUL.
I THINK THAT'S MY BREATH.
A LONDON LOVE TAXI. I HAVE PUT MY HEART
IN BACK OF TAXI AND TOLD DRIVER TO GO TO YOU.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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