IN THREE MINUTES' TIME
I'LL BE TALKING TO NORFOLK'S YOUNGEST BUTCHER.

WHATEVER. I'M DOING MUCH BETTER THAN HIM.

- IT'S QUITE NICE. DO YOU WANT TO SMELL IT?
- NO, THANKS.

SO WHO ARE YOU?

- NAME A U2 ALBUM.
- "JOSHUA TREE".

IT IS QUITE EYE-CATCHING.

CHAP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE PUMPS.

- CAN I HAVE A GO ON THE LOO?
- OH! SORRY, YES.

- HOW OLD ARE YOU?
- TWENTY-FIVE.

WHAT, STARBUCKS?

A FILIPINO LASSIE. IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.

- THEY'RE NOT DEAF OFFENDERS?
- THEY'RE JUST DEAF.

YES.
(KNOCKING)

182 DAYS IN A TRAVEL TAVERN!

THAT WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST
STADIUM BANDS IN THE WORLD -

I'M NOT OK.

NO. I WAS JUST TALKING TO A WIDOW.

- SORRY?
- GOOD MORNING.