- IT'S MY WEAKNESS, I'M AFRAID. I'VE GOT A CELLAR.
- SO HAVE I.

WILL THAT SHOW UP ON MY BILL?

NO. I THINK EVERYONE'S GONE NOW.

- DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
- YEAH... YES.

HANG ON IN THERE. I'M SURE YOU'LL BOUNCE BACK.

IT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HIS "BLUE PETER" FAME!

YEAH. I HATE MERCS.
PEOPLE WHO DRIVE THEM ARE JUST SA-A-AD.

THE BEST THING IS PEOPLE COMING UP TO ME...

IT DOES LOOK TO ME LIKE TORCHES
ATTACHED TO A BICYCLE WHEEL...

- FINE.
- INCLUDING JILL.

PETER, HELLO.

DON'T SMILE. YOU'VE BROKEN YOUR NECK.

- OH?
- I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU COW!

SO HAVE YOU GOT A JOB?

WELL, CLOSE THE DOOR.

- DIDN'T YOU USED TO BE ON TELEVISION?
- YEAH. I GOT OUT OF IT. UNPLEASANT PEOPLE.

A LORRY FULL OF LIVESTOCK HAS JACKKNIFED,
SHEDDING ITS LOAD OVER BOTH LANES.

- JAB IT INTO SOMEBODY'S EYE, LIKE THAT.
- THAT'S NOT A GADGET, MICHAEL.