OOH, A DEAD DADDY-LONG-LEGS.

CAN YOU SMELL GAS?

THAT'LL PROBABLY BE A LOT OF TROUBLE, WON'T IT?

WHO HAPPEN TO PRODUCE "BOOB OLYMPICS",
"THE EUROVISION THONG CONTEST"

I'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

YOU DON'T LIKE IT? THAT'S ALL RIGHT, THAT'S OK.
"INNER-CITY SUMO."

I HAVE A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW ON CABLE TV
CALLED "SKIRMISH", AND A GIRLFRIEND.

OH, FORGET IT!

YES. IN FACT, THE BEST THING I EVER DID
WAS GETTING THROWN OUT BY MY WIFE!

OOH!

- I'VE REALLY GOT TO GO, ALAN.
- I'LL DO IT NOW.

IT'S GOOD THIS, ISN'T IT, EVEN THOUGH
WE'RE BASICALLY JUST LISTING CHOCOLATE BARS?

THEY DIDN'T BAT AN EYELID.
I'LL JUST TELL THEM IT'S ME.

NOT MY WORDS, MICHAEL.
THE WORDS OF SHAKIN' STEVENS.

YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE REST, AREN'T YOU?

I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.

OH, GUV'NOR, HE'S GOT ME BANG TO RIGHTS.

SO GIVE ME A CALL - PLEASE!