I THINK YOU'VE PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER
AND YOU'VE MADE FIVE

- THEY'RE NOT DEAF OFFENDERS?
- THEY'RE JUST DEAF.

THEY COULD AFFORD TO EAT IN A MODEST RESTAURANT.

IT'S HIS FATHER.

IT MUST BE ODD BEING
SURROUNDED BY PHOTOS OF YOURSELF.

- OR THEY'LL DECLARE YOU BANKRUPT ON FRIDAY.
- RIGHT.

EMBARRASSING. IDIOT.

HE CAN'T GET A RECORD DEAL.
THERE'S NO JUSTICE, CHRISTIAN...LE VAUX.

IS THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE HOLIDAYING
IN ENGLAND. I'LL DRINK TO THAT. CHEERS!

- I RETILED IT.
- RIGHT.

PURR-OPPING UP THE BAR IN HIS FICTIONAL "NIGHTCLUB".

HANDS OFF YOUR COCKS
AND ON WITH YOUR SOCKS... OH.

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE.

I'LL COME BACK AGED 25,
BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHIT-HOUSE.

THINGS HAVE TO BE COMPARTMENTALISED, ALAN.
FOR EXAMPLE, IN THIS DRAWER YOU...

AS MUCH AS YOU CAN EAT FOR
I'VE GOT A SCAM GOING WITH A BIG PLATE.

- NO, SHE'S FINE.
- RIGHT.

ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. I'VE JUST
COME INTO A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.