ALL THESE CARS?

- EH?
- VERY MANLY. IT WORKS.

ANYWAY, THERE'S THE BAR.
GENTLEMEN, CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS.

- HE'S A CON MAN.
- NO. HE'S A RETIRED POLICEMAN.

YES. THE BEING EARLY TRICK. MIND GAMES.

FERNANDO, YOU'RE 22 YEARS OLD

- WHAT'S HER BOOK LIKE?
- DON'T REFER TO ME AS "HER".

I PREFER DAVID ATTENBOROUGH.
HE'S MORE HONEST. HE INTERVIEWS REAL MICE.

I USED TO GO ON NATURE TRAILS AND SPOT FLOWERS

NO, PLEASE! NO! OH, SORRY.

WHY NOT HAVE ME CHASED DOWN THE STREET
BY A HELICOPTER IN WET UNDERPANTS?

SUSAN, CAN YOU MAKE
PORNOGRAPHY COME ON MY TELLY, PLEASE?

THE ONION MYSTERY. THE ONION MURDERS.

- CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
- CERTAINLY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

HELLO. PARTRIDGE.

GET OFF!

VERY MALTY.

HIT YOUR TARGETS OR YOU'LL BE FIRED.