- HELLO, ALAN.
- LYNN, HAND ME AN APPLE PIE.

- IT'S NOT SO A LITTLE HELICOPTER CAN LAND?
- HELICOPTER DOESN'T BEGIN WITH "M".

NO. NO, IT'S DIFFERENT
IT'S CALLED A ROVER METRO NOW.

CHINESE.. YEAH, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

I'LL COME BACK AGED 25,
BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHIT-HOUSE.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO.
I'LL DO A QUICK FIX ON IT FOR NOW, AND...

AGATHA CHRISTIE'S PROBABLY
ALREADY THOUGHT OF THAT ONE.

- SHE WAS FRIGHTENED.
- YEAH. I KNOW.

I WILL NOW DO THE VIDEO
FOR THE SAME AMOUNT AS LAST TIME TO HELP LYNN.

- A BOWL OF BREAD THERE.
- WHAT'S THAT FOR?

I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TALK. I'D JUST GO UH-UH.

(VERY FAST DRUMBEAT)

OH, SORRY. I WAS JUST DOING THE CATALOGUES.

- QUALITY RADIO.
- AND I WORK IN A PETROL STATION.

- DO YOU WANT A BEER?
- NO, THANKS.

INCLUDING YOUR WIFE, WHICH IS WHY YOU END UP
LIVING LIKE SOME TRAMP IN A LAY-BY.

RIGHT, WELL...

FIRST WORD. THE.