HIT YOUR TARGETS OR YOU'LL BE FIRED.

WE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES ON THE BANQUETTE.

I GOT MARRIED IN THIS. I GOT IT FROM MANILA.

SO JUST TO REPEAT,
QUEEN ELIZABETH IL IS NOT DEAD.

- I AM ALL YOURS!
- DO YOU MIND IF I TURN THE LIGHT OUT?

- I HAVE QUESTION FOR BUILDER.
- LET'S GO NOW. GRAB HER, LYNN.

COFFEE MACHINES ARE THE FUTURE, LYNN.
KETTLES ARE SAD.

I WAS TYING TO MAKE A PHONE CALL.
I'D BEEN HITTING NINE, LYNN!

YES, INDEED. MY NAME'S DAVE CLIFTON,
AND THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE -

KATE BUSH THERE, THE LOVELY KATE BUSH

I'M JUST SICK AND TIRED OF YOU SLAGGING FARMERS
OFF. ARE YOU GOING TO APOLOGISE TO THEM?

THERE IS A SERIOUS REASON WHY I'M WEARING THIS.

I AM AN ARSONIST.
PLEASE CAN I COME IN TO SET FIRE TO THE STAFF?

DAN HAS ASKED ME TO PRESENT A PRIZE
AT THE NORFOLK BRAVERY AWARDS TONIGHT.

I'LL SEE YOU REET, ME OLD FISHY ON A DISHY.

AND A RECEIPT FOR A PAIR OF SHOES
FROM DOLCIS IN DUNDEE.

- DOLPHIN BATHROOMS?
- THEY SAID THEY DIDN'T DO THAT SORT OF THING.

- YOU'RE MAD, YOU ARE!
- I KNOW, I AM A BIT MAD.