STOP PANICKING.

- MY SISTER'S GOT THIS BED LINEN.
- DOES SHE LIVE IN A TRAVEL TAVERN?

KEEP THE DEMONS AT BAY.

IF YOU DO K, Y AND Z, BOB'S YOUR UNCLE.

YOU DO THAT WITH BATTLEFIELD CASUALTIES
SO THE DOCTORS KNOW THEY'VE HAD MORPHINE.

AS I'M SURE YOU ARE, SIR.

-..IS THAT...
- NO, CUT IT!

THE ACCOUNTANTS SAY THAT SINCE YOU'VE
DEFINITELY NOT GOT A SECOND SERIES FROM THE BBC,

MICHAEL DID SOMETHING SIMILAR LAST NIGHT
AND HE'S VERY HAPPY.

NOW WHEN WE MAKE LOVE, HE IS LIKE A BIG BEAR.

A MAN CAME IN AND SAID HE WANTED COFFEE.

I REMEMBER SEEING THE REFLECTION IN HIS EYES
JUST BEFORE I HIT IT. IT WAS TOO LATE, OF COURSE.

# NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS

CONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

THINK ABOUT IT. NO ONE HAD HEARD OF OXFORD
BEFORE "INSPECTOR MORSE".

LET ME REPHRASE THAT. CAN I...
NO, ACTUALLY I'LL JUST REPEAT THE QUESTION.

THAT'S A CRANK CALL.

FEW OF THEM MAKE 60.
WHY ARE THERE HOLES IN MY "DAILY MAIL"?