THE INTERESTING THING
ABOUT NEWS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS...

- SONJA, WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?
- I GO TO COFFEE SHOP.

OH, NO!

ALTHOUGH HE HADN'T CREATED PEOPLE THEN.

JUST MAKING A JOKE ABOUT HOW INFECTED CATTLE
FEED CAN ATTACK THE CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM.

AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, THE PUBS ARE OPEN,
AND WE'LL BE IN THERE GETTING PISSED!

WHAT? REALLY?

- I CAN GET YOU A KITCHEN.
- FANCY A FLAV?

- WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE BEATLES ALBUM?
- TOUGH ONE.

- IT'S HOTTER THAN THE SUN!
- I'M GOING NOW. NO HARD FEELINGS?

- ABOUT 18 MONTH... TWO YEAR.
- DO YOU CHAT TO ANY OTHER MEN?

I'D LIKE TO MAKE AN ENQUIRY
ABOUT TWO SUPPLEMENTARY AUXILIARY SPEAKERS

JUST TIME FOR A FUNNY STORY BEFORE THE NEWS.
ON LINE FOUR WE HAVE ROY FROM BUNGAY.

THAT'LL PROBABLY BE A LOT OF TROUBLE, WON'T IT?

IN THAT CASE, YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL!
I'LL TAKE THE HOUSE.

SIOBHAN, YOU DON'T JUST GET SOME GUY
WHO USED TO BE ON TV PRESENTING A CHEAP VIDEO.

YOU COULD BE MY STUNTMAN.
YOU'VE GOT A GOOD PHYSIQUE.

AND TWO.