THE JACOBEAN HOUSE IS BUILT
ON THE SITE OF A LATE MEDIEVAL PREDECESSOR.

- ALAN, I AM NOT NEGOTIATING.
- BUT I AM.

A SONG IN WHICH JONI COMPLAINS THAT
THEY PAVED PARADISE TO PUT UP A PARKING LOT.

- HELLO, ALAN.
- LYNN, HAND ME AN APPLE PIE.

AAGH!

LET'S POP THE EXTRACTOR FAN ON,
GET A THROUGH DRAUGHT GOING.

AN EXCELLENT IDEA. I'M GOING TO MAKE HIM
OUR E-MAIL OF THE EVENING.

NOW YOU'VE GOT "NORFOLK'S MADDEST MAN"!

KILL! KILL! STAB! TWIST! KILL!

UH?

- THERE WE GO.
- YOU WANT FITTED SHEET?

THAT IS A FUNNY STORY.

UNFORTUNATELY SOME VANDALS
HAVE SWORN ALL OVER MY CAR AGAIN.

KOMMEN SIE BITTE, UND LISTEN TO KRAFTWERK.

- MY BOYFRIEND CALL HIM JACK SHIT!
- IS SHE ANNOYING YOU?

IT'S TIME FOR US TO HAND OVER TO ALAN PARTRIDGE,
ARE YOU READY, ALAN?

# TELL YOU WHAT. TELL YOU WHAT
IT'S NINE AND A HALF THOUSAND POUNDS #

COULD WE COME LIVE FROM THE BLARNEY STONE?
I'M TYING TO GET AN ANGLE.