THERE'S A LOAD OF FROSTIES ON YOUR STEP.

- OK. ALAN, I LOVE YOU.
- THANKS A LOT.

VERY LAID-BACK PETROL STATION, THIS.
YOU COULD HAVE SOFAS IN HERE.

HAVE YOU TAPED OVER "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME"?

YOUR MISSION.. GO TO CARDIFF, HAVE FULL SEX
WITH A WOMAN, COME BACK ON THE COACH.

BECAUSE IT HELPS ME
KEEP THE WOLF FROM THE DOOR, SO TO SPEAK.

OH, MY GOD, LYNN'S HERE.
LYNN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

AND YOU THINK, "GOD, HE'S GOING TO DIE!"
BUT THEN, AT THE LAST MINUTE...

THAT'S IRRELEVANT. EXCUSE ME.

- CAN YOU SEE ME TOMORROW?
- I'D LOVE TO.

THEY DO SAY IT'LL HELP
PEOPLE IN WHEEEEL CHAAAIRS!

ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. I'VE JUST
COME INTO A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.

LYNN, BIGAMISTS HAVE SEVERAL IDENTITIES.

SOME OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE COME FROM STOKE.

BILL ODDIE GAVE ME A DRESSING GOWN
AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

I WOULD WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
AND EAT AN ENTIRE TOBLERONE.

IT'S AUSTRIA!.

# JET