- OH, RIGHT.
-..SAY HELLO.

YOU REALISE IT WAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH VALENTINE'S DAY?

(ROCK MUSIC)

(STEVE) CUT! OK, STICK HIM IN THE AMBULANCE.

I MEAN, PEOPLE FORGET THAT TRADERS
NEED ACCESS TO DIX-ONS!

SO WHY NOT GET YOUR ARSES DOWN
TO THE SPICE MUSEUM IN LONG STANTON?"

I DON'T WANT IT TO GET TOO BIG.
IT'S YOUR PEC MUSCLES YOU START OFF WITH.

SPICE WORLD!

- ALL RIGHT, CHRIS!
- HELLO, ALAN. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D MOVED IN.

MINOR CRITICISM. MORE DISTANCE
BETWEEN THE EGGS AND THE BEANS.

- (KNOCKING)
- (LYNN) ALAN! IT'S ME.

JILL. LOVELY JILL.
SHE'S MY FAVOURITE...

I'M OFF. I LEAVE YOU
IN THE CAPABLE HANDS OF DAVE CLIFTON,

I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE
YOU'RE LYING ON THE BEACH,

- 25 TIMES.
- EXACTLY!

HE WAS SMELLY MAN. TOMEK DID NOT LIKE HIM.
TOMEK SAID WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY COFFEE.

INSTEAD I'VE GOT A GIANT MICHAEL BOLTON LOOKALIKE
THROWING AN OVEN OVER HAY BALES!

I DO LIKE THAT TOILET. IT'S VERY FUTURISTIC, ISN'T IT?
VERY HIGH TECH, SPACE AGE.