- ALAN'S DEEP BATH..
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY DETTOL,

"FROM FELIXSTOWE TO SPALDING, ALL THE ISSUES."

I WANT A SECOND SERIES.

IT'S 1 A.M.

I'VE JUST CRACKED OPEN A BOTTLE OF SUNNY DELIGHT.

LET'S NOT GET BOGGED DOWN
IN THE TIME AGAIN. SIMPLY TIME TO SAY,

- ARE WE HAVING THE FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST?
- YES, CAN I HAVE MY SAUSAGES BURNT TO A CRISP,

- WE GOT EGGS, WE GOT CHICKEN...
- WHICH CAME FIRST?

- DID YOU BUY IT DOWN THE MARKET?
- AYE.

- I'VE SEEN THE BIG-EARED BOYS ON FARMS.
- FOR GOODNESS SAKE, THIS IS ALL JUST...

NIPPING OFF FOR A FAG?

TOP-SHELF IN THIS COUNTY, NOT ABROAD.

HE WANTS TO BE BURIED IN A LARGE SATIN-LINED
COFFIN WITH A COUPLE OF PAGE THREE STUNNERS.

SHE WAS A BIG WOMAN. I'M TEMPTED TO SAY
SHE WAS BIG-HEARTED, BUT THAT WOULD BE BULLSHIT.

- OK. WHAT ABOUT APACHE COMMUNICATIONS?
- I'VE GOT A LEAFLET ON THAT. MINE'S A PINT!

HELLO.

I'D BE DELIGHTED TO DO THE JOB.

- ARE WE NEARLY THERE?
- KEEP MOVING. THAT'S IT.