IT'S HIS THORAX. HE'LL BE FINE.
YOU KNOW, WHEN I USED TO SEE YOU IN RECEPTION,
- DO YOU MIND IF I BRING MY GUITAR?
- I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T, IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF AREA.
- HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON US?
- NO.
OR THE THIGH POCKET OF A PAIR OF COMBAT TROUSERS.
TAKE IT OFF NOW.
OTHERWISE PEOPLE START TAKING LIBERTIES.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE MOWING THEIR LAWN.
I'D BASICALLY LIKE TO UNDERSTAND
MAN'S INHUMANITY TO MAN,
- I'LL BE OFF, THEN.
- ONE MORE THING. HA!
I'D USE A FOUR-FINGERED ONE
AND SAVE ONE FOR MYSELF AT THE END.
I THINK IF WE, UM...
THAT EVERYTHING I'VE SAID
THUS FAR IS COMPLETELY CORRECT?
MAYBE THE MONKEYS ARE TYING
TO COLLECT ENOUGH PARTS TOGETHER
YEAH. THAT'S A POINT.
NOW, ALAN. ARE YOU READY FOR THE INLAND REVENUE?
HAVE YOU GOT ALL YOUR RECEIPTS?
SHALL WE MAKE TRACKS?
- OH, COME ON.
- YEAH, ALL RIGHT, THEN.
- YES, HE IS. IT'S A MAN.
- THAT'S HER BOYFRIEND.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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