IT'S A TRAVEL TAVERN.

OR DO YOU GENUINELY LIKE ME, SEX-WISE?

THAT WAS THE CORRS - THREE LITTLE BIRDS
I THINK WE'D ALL LIKE TO...PREY UPON

YOU'VE COME TO USE THE FACILITIES
BUT YOU'RE STILL A SEX OFFENDER.

ON EITHER ARCHITECTURE OR MORALITY,

OH, ALAN, HAVE YOU MET PETER?

- HELLO, ALAN.
- HELLO.

I TELL YOU WHO I'D LIKE TO PUT IN THE STOCKS.

THAT'S SMEG, NEFF, POGGENPOHL AND BOSCH.

AND I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS OF WOMEN IN BIKINIS
BEING HOSED DOWN IN CAR PARKS.

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THEIR SOULS.

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
THAT SUICIDE MIGHT BE THE ANSWER?

THIS IS JED. HE'S MY DRIVER.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, DO GIVE ME A CALL.

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING FOR THREE MINUTES?

- COME ROUND THE BACK.
- ROUND THE BACK?

IT'S LIKE KILROY, BUT WITH TEA,
WAGON WHEELS AND SUE COOK.

I BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION.
I'D LIKE TO COME BACK AS AN ANIMAL, LIKE A DOLPHIN.