- CAN'T YOU JUST DIM IT A BIT?
- YEAH, OK.

- TELL HIM THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.
- THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.

SIOBHAN, YOU DON'T JUST GET SOME GUY
WHO USED TO BE ON TV PRESENTING A CHEAP VIDEO.

- THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. YOU'RE SACKED!
- WHAT?

AN IRISH NAVVY. ANGINA.

- AYE. THERE'S NAY PORN ON IT.
- DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

DAN!

FOR A BRITISH HOLIDAY WITH A DIFFERENCE ON A
BOAT, ALWAYS CHOOSE HAMILTON'S WATER BREAKS,

IT'LL TAKE YOUR FACE OFF.

- WHAT?
- SEE, YOU DID IT AGAIN, YOU'RE DEFINITELY SACKED!

- CARDIFF?!
- AYE.

I'D LIKE TO GO ROUND LEGOLAND
WITH SEAN CONNERY,

FINE.

- MINI-MART?
- SCALED-DOWN SUPERMARKET IN A PETROL STATION.

BUT STRESS LIKE THIS JUST WON'T
GO AWAY AND IT HAS TO BE COMBATED.

THERE'S ONE IN THE CHAMBER

ANOTHER NAKED WOMAN ON A GUN,
COMPLETELY BILLY BOLLOCKS.

PROBABLY WON'T EVEN BRUSH MY TEETH.