OPEN THE DOOR! OPEN IT!

OR A CHEQUE FOR

I DON'T WANT ONE. I WAS JUST MAKING SMALL TALK.

EXCUSE ME? MUSTARD. I MEAN, KAREN.
THIS LADY WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU.

AND TURNED HER SMILE UP.

I'LL LOOK BACK ON THAT
AS AN EXCELLENT PRACTICAL JOKE.

THANK YOU.

I'M JUST SAYING THAT
WHEN YOU MAKE IGNORANT COMMENTS,

- JUST A COUPLE OF JOKES?
- NO, ALAN.

BUT I DIDN'T KILL HIM, THAT WAS THE TRAGEDY,
I HAD TO GO BACK AND FINISH HIM OFF WITH A JACK.

- I TOLD HER THAT.
- YOU NEED TO TAKE HER TO A HOSPITAL, ALAN.

- IT'S AWFUL.
- I LIKE THEM.

- LOSE YOUR KEY?
- I COULDN'T OPEN MY DOOR AS I'D LOST MY KEY.

- ALL RIGHT?
- JOHN.

THE ONION MYSTERY. THE ONION MURDERS.

IF I HAVE TO PUT BACK MY ROGER WITH SONJA AGAIN,
I'LL BE FIT TO BURST.

- MORNING, EVERYONE. MORNING, JILL.
- THANKS FOR THE CHOCOLATE ORANGE, ALAN.

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