(LYNN) OH, IT'S SMELLY.
(ALAN) IT'S GOT WALNUTS IN.

I'M JUST PREPARING A JOKE FOR THEM,
WHICH SHOULD BE FUN.

WITH A SELF-PENNED SONG
ENTITLED "I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU LEFT ME".

TO AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,
IT COULD LOOK LIKE TRAFFIC CONE THEFT.

- OH, WHEREABOUTS?
- YOU KNOW SKIBBEREEN?

IT'S SAD THAT PEOPLE READ ABOUT MEN WHO
CALL THEMSELVES THINGS LIKE STAN THE STABBER,

- 3O?
- 3O?!

THIS WEEK'S GUEST PETROL IS TEXACO.

COMPLETELY WIPED OUT.

TOGETHER AFTER VISIT FROM LESTER PRICE,

BETTER BEING IN A FICTIONAL NIGHTCLUB
THAN IN A FICTIONAL BATH, ALAN.

IN THAT CASE, I'M AFRAID
YOU'VE INVALIDATED THE WARRANTY.

I'M NEVER GOING TO USE THEM.

WHICH INVOLVES PHOTOGRAPH,
SCISSORS, FORMS BEING FILLED IN,

BECAUSE OF ALL THE CHEMICALS
YOU PUT IN THEIR CHIPS.

WHY THE RED ROPE AND PLASTIC FRUIT?

- YOUR WIFE WAS DRIVING.
- YES.

OOH, A DEAD DADDY-LONG-LEGS.