- SORRY, SPLIDDING?
- YES. SPLIDDING, YOU KNOW.

YOUR MISSION.. GO TO CARDIFF, HAVE FULL SEX
WITH A WOMAN, COME BACK ON THE COACH.

I HAVE A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW ON CABLE TV
CALLED "SKIRMISH", AND A GIRLFRIEND.

THAT'S NOT HIS CUP OF TEA.
THAT'S THE OTHER ONE, GOD REST HIS SOUL.

LYNN? I'VE BEEN EATING A LOT OF TOBLERONE,

THERE HAVE BEEN MORE COMPLAINTS FROM FARMERS.

WE'LL STEAL A TRAFFIC CONE AND GO OFF SOMEWHERE.

THAT WAS TONY HAYERS'S OFFICE ON THE PHONE.
THEY'VE PUT THE MEETING FORWARD TO 12.30 TODAY.

AND HE SAID
"THAT'S SA-A-AD! YOU OUGHT TO UPGRADE,"

- AN AWFUL LOT OF MY COLLEAGUES...
- ARE FARMYARD ANIMALS.

IT'S JUST A TITLE.

- I'VE GOT TO HEAR THIS.
- ONE OF THOSE WELSH ONES.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

AND HE PUTS HIS HAND UP HER SKIRT
AND GETS A HOLD OF THE OLD MEAT AND TWO VEG.

WOMAN SWINGING ON A GIANT LUGER. OOH!
# LIKE HEAVEN ABOVE ME... #

GOD ALONE KNOWS, ALAN.

WHERE'S THE ROAD?

- WHAT'S THAT?
- WE TAKE FAT PEOPLE FROM THE INNER CITIES,