- ALAN DOESN'T WANT A STUNTMAN.
- OK. "SCUM ON THE RUN." TAKE ONE.

ACTUALLY, SOPHIE, THERE'S AN ISSUE I'VE BEEN
MEANING TO RAISE FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS.

BASED ON MICHAEL PALIN'S "POLE TO POLE".

- WHAT TIME IS IT?
- SIX O'CLOCK.

(FANFARE)

- A BAILEY'S, PLEASE.
- TAKE A SEAT.

THEIR WORTH IS WORTH...

THIS'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH. YOU SAY TOO MUCH MUSTARD
GETS UP YOUR NOSE? NONSENSE.

THE PRIZE MONEY HAS SOARED
TO AN INCREDIBLE

YEAH. CHICKEN STOCK!

NO. I'M HAVING LUNCH
AT TGL FRIDAY'S WITH GORDON.

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
L HEARD A BIT OF COMMOTION?

THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING. WE'RE REVAMPING
THIS SHOW. I'M LOOKING FOR A CO-PRESENTER.

YOU CAN DROWN IN A CUP OF COFFEE.
OR IS IT AN INCH OF WATER? AAAGH!

(PAN PIPES PLAY)

I MIGHT AS WELL SAY THIS NOW,
SUE COOK HAS PULLED OUT.

SOME AS YOUNG AS THE ONES
HOLDING BALLOONS OVER THERE -

SO, CHRIS, WHAT'S YOUR STRATEGY?