AND YOU'RE SPENDING SATURDAY IN BED WITH A GIRL.

COMING UP TO SEVEN O'CLOCK.

THEY ARE OBLIGED TO CONTRACT OUT

- WELL...
- HANG ON. THERE'S A FOURTH POSITION.

RIGHT. I'VE GOT YOU
THAT "BAD SLAGS" BOOK YOU ASKED FOR.

- THEY'RE NOT DEAF OFFENDERS?
- THEY'RE JUST DEAF.

- HI, ALAN.
- SONJA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK?

EASY TO CONFUSE THE TWO. SOMETIMES PEOPLE
CAN END UP TALKING OUT OF THEIR ARSE, ALAN.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
WE HAVE IT OFF ALL THE TIME.

CHAMPION!

LOOK, ALAN, I DON'T WANT YOU FEEL THAT THE...
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, PETER.

- ALL RIGHT?
- JOHN.

ALAN, I JUST WANT YOU TO STAND BY ME
WITH A TOWEL TO HELP ME DRY MYSELF.

I DON'T ACTUALLY AGREE WITH THAT.
I KNOW SOME PEOPLE DO, BUT I DON'T.

- HELLO,
- FUNNY STORY?

I'LL BE DOWN THE PUB, PROBABLY.

- DREADFUL BUSINESS.
- OH, AWFUL. AWFUL BUSINESS.

I WAS TECHNICALLY IN CHARGE OF A MOTOR VEHICLE THEN.