OH, YEAH. IT'S VEY CONFUSING.
SOPHIE, I FIND THE PAY CHANNEL VEY CONFUSING.

HELLO. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT WITH THE ROOM?

YOU AND I KNOW I'VE ACTUALLY HAD THE LAST LAUGH...

(BARKS)

- I DO LIKE MILK CHOCOLATE.
- I COULD EXCHANGE IT.

ABOVE ROOM TEMPERATURE, IT ALL CONGEALED
INTO ONE BIG DARK CHOCOLATE CRICKET BALL.

NOW, THIS LITTLE BABE CAN COPE WITH ANYTHING,
AND I MEAN ANYTHING!

IT'S NOT A PREREQUISITE
FOR BEING ON THE PROGRAMME.

- JILL, I'M AFRAID I HAVE NO SHEATHS.
- NO WHAT?

- HOW DO YOU... CAN L...
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?

IT'S WELL RENDERED. I SHOULD HAVE GOT THEM
TO DO THE HOUSE. BETTER THAN THESE BASTARDS.

AND A CRESCENT OF CRISPS, PLEASE.

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

WE COULD CALL IT
"AROUND THE WORLD WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE

THAT'S FINE, FILL HER UP.

YES. LET'S SMOOTH THINGS OVER
WITH MORE FROM MONTEVERDI'S "VESPERS".

LET ME REMIND YOU.

BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?
(MAKES CLICKING NOISE)