I'VE JUST CRACKED OPEN A BOTTLE OF SUNNY DELIGHT.

- I THOUGHT IT WAS BEST.
- SHE'LL TURN UP ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

YOU COULD BE A BOND FEMME FATALE
WITH YOUR BROKEN ENGLISH.

OH, COOK A CAT!

I THINK PEOPLE LIKE SONJA
SHOULD BE HELPED TO SETTLE HERE, PERMANENTLY.

"THE EAGLE HAS LANDED."

IMAGINE A TONGUE
STICKING OUT OF A SESAME-SEED COB!

I'LL GO AND GET SOME CHAMPAGNE, SHALL I?

- IT'S QUITE DISTRACTING WHEN YOU INTERRUPT.
- YOU JUST INTERRUPTED HER!

YES. HE HAD A SECOND-CLASS
HONOURS DEGREE IN MEDIA STUDIES

THE OTHER BLOKE SEEMS TO HAVE DISAPPEARED.

A LOT OF THEM DON'T, AND IT'S FANS
LIKE US THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE.

- WHAT YOU GET UP TO IN HERE, IT'S YOUR BUSINESS.
- I DON'T GET UP TO ANYTHING!

I FEEL I HAVE...HAD AND ARE...

BLOODY SUNDAY IS ACTUALLY
ABOUT A MASSACRE IN DERRY IN 1972.

SONJA, LET'S GET SOME JUICE
WHILE THE MEN SET THE WORLD TO RIGHTS.

JUST TO REASSURE YOU,
THE QUEEN IS NOT DEAD.

- WHAT A FUNNY STORY.
- ALAN'S FUNNY STORIES!