MY UKRAINIAN GIRLFRIEND ATTACKED ME
WITH A RUBBER HAMMER. SHE'S MILDLY CRETINOUS.

NO. I'M SEEING TONY HADLEY FROM SPANDAU BALLET.

I'LL HAVE A PINT OF BITTER.

- ARE YOU MARRIED?
- YEAH.

I WON'T KISS YOU GOODBYE.
I'LL KISS YOU LATER. AND THE REST. WHOA!

YOU GET ALL THESE WINE PEOPLE, DON'T YOU?
WINE THIS, WINE THAT.

- AND DOING A BIT OF TIDYING.
- TIDYING?

YES, OF COURSE, BUT YOUR MUM AND L,
BELIEVE ME

BASICALLY, COULD I HAVE
A CONDENSED PINK FLOYD CONCERT FOR

YOU COULD BE MY STUNTMAN.
YOU'VE GOT A GOOD PHYSIQUE.

SOPHIE...

GET IT OFF HER.

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WOBBLING
LIKE A VERY RUDE HOUSE.

(ORGAN MUSIC.. "KNOWING ME KNOWING YOU" BY ABBA)

DID YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS
OR COUSINS OVER WHILE YOU WERE THERE?

- I DON'T KNOW.
- I HAVEN'T.

- CAN I SHAKE YOUR HAND AGAIN?
- TAKE A CARD.

THAT WAS A NEGATIVE,
AND RIGHT NOW I NEED TWO POSITIVES.