- MINI-MART?
- SCALED-DOWN SUPERMARKET IN A PETROL STATION.

YEAH. THE IMMERSION HEATER?

LOOK, ALAN, I DON'T WANT YOU FEEL THAT THE...
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, PETER.

NO, BUT THIS COULD BE A COMPACT SWISS CHALET.

HORSES RUNNING THROUGH COUNCIL ESTATES,

(BUZZER)

- YEAH.
- I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

ALAN, YOU MUST MEET MY LADY WIFE CERI.

I HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS.

AND PRESS ON YOUR CHEST
WHAT YOU'RE TYING TO SAY.

- I STARTED ON CRACK.
- THAT'S NOT THE SAME AS CRACKLING?

YOU HAVE THIS OBSESSION WITH AMERICAN THINGS,
YET YOU WORK FOR BRITISH PETROLEUM.

- ARE YOU WEARING LYNX?
- WELL SMELT. VOODOO.

LOVELY TO SEE YOU, LYNN.

COULD YOU GIVE THIS TO ALAN.
IT'S FUNGAL FOOT POWDER.

TOUCH MY THIS.

ALAN!

I'LL PUT YOU IN THIS ROOM AND GET THE KIDS.