OR A CHEQUE FOR

THAT'S THE SAME SIZE
AS YOUR BEDROOM IN THE CARAVAN.

"I'LL HAVE TO TELL SOME OTHER RUSSIANS."

ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. I'VE JUST
COME INTO A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.

(MUSIC)

THAT IS THE STORY.

YOU SAY, "SORRY I'M LATE.
I JUST POPPED TO THE TOILET,

- OH, I'M SO EXCITED.
- ACTUALLY...

THIS HASN'T BEEN CLEANED OUT FOR YEARS. THERE'S A
LITTLE JAPANESE SOLDIER HERE STILL FIGHTING THE WAR.

- OK.
- LET'S BRING THE LOVE-MAKING FORWARD.

- THAT'S FOR YOU.
- WHAT'S THIS?

YOU DID. YOU DROVE UP TO DUNDEE IN BARE FEET.

- THANKS.
- I'VE READ YOUR BOOK.

SO DRAW, HOLD, FIX AND FIRE
AND THEN MOVE AND FIRE

- WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?
- NOTHING.

MICHAEL, IT'S A NERYS FOR YOU.

- TWO FLAVIA FROTHY CAPPUCCINOS COMING UP.
- YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN.

- I'LL HOLD THE DOOR FOR YOU.
- THANK YOU.