- MY HOUSE? THERE'S NO ELECTRICITY.
- I'D LIKE TO SEE IT.

DO YOU THINK THAT'S ALL RIGHT?
NOT TOO SENTIMENTAL? EXCELLENT.

OOH, A DEAD DADDY-LONG-LEGS.

- GOOD MORNING, ALAN. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
- CLASSIC QUEEN!

# BAD DREAMS IN THE NIGHT

- CAN YOU NOT PUT YOUR FOOT...
- I WAS JUST GOING TO DO A COCKNEY WALK.

ANYWAY, THEN HE PUTS ON HIS UNDERPANTS
AND HIS SKI SUIT AND HE STARTS SKIING.

I WALKED OUT AFTER FIVE MINUTES.
IT WAS DEMEANING.

THAT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO.

YOU SEE, I DON'T MIND THAT
BECAUSE OF THE SMILE.

SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY.
ENCAPSULATES THE FRUSTRATION OF SUNDAY.

SORRY. I WON'T DO THE SHOTGUN THING ON THE RADIO.
THAT'S JUST FOR THE BAPTISTS.

IT'S EASILY DONE. IF YOU DON'T MIND BEING ANGRY
DOWN THE CENTRE OF THE TABLE?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HAVEN'T YOU PROGRAMMES
TO MAKE? NO, YOU'RE ALL ON THE BBC GRAVY TRAIN!

ALTHOUGH IN THE GENTS A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO,
I DID SEE SOMEONE HAD DRAWN A LADY'S PART.

I'VE JUST REMEMBERED, I'VE FORGOTTEN MY CARD.

OH, CURRY'S, GREAT.

LOOK, I AM BRAVE. MY EYE IS FALLING OUT!