- GRAFFITI? WHAT, IN THE HOTEL?
- NO, THERE'S NEVER ANY GRAFFITI IN THE HOTEL.

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
MICHAEL, DO YOU WANT TO POP THAT IN THE BIN?

WE'RE TAKING E-MAILS ON THAT TONIGHT,
STARTING WITH MIKE WHO'S 24.

YOU'LL LOOK STUPID.

THAT'S FINE, FILL HER UP.

WHY DON'T YOU ISSUE A FULL RETRACTION, AND YOU'LL
GET YOURSELF OUT OF A LOT OF SILLY BOTHER?

YES. IN FACT, THE BEST THING I EVER DID
WAS GETTING THROWN OUT BY MY WIFE!

BANG & OLUFSEN?
WOW, THAT'S SERIOUS, MAN. WHOSE IS IT?

- WE CAN STOP AT THE PETROL STATION.
- HOW IS YOUR GEORDIE MATE?

YOU ARE NOT THE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER!
IF YOU WERE, THE COUNTY WOULD GO TO POT!

SO WHO'S REPLACED HIM
AS HEAD OF PROGRAMMES? CHRIS FEATHERS?

COULD GO YOUR WAY, COULD GO MINE.

I THINK THAT'S WHAT PUTS ME OFF.

IT'S 10P,M,
THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE.

NO? HE'S GONE. PITY.
MARVELLOUS LITTLE TAPAS BAR THERE.

(ALARM BEEPS)
SWITCH THE ALARM OFF!

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- HAVE I GOT A SECOND SERIES?
- NO.