# AND HE PAINTED MATCHSTALK MEN
AND MATCHSTALK CATS AND DOGS

DAN!

THAT'LL TAKE ME BY SURPRISE.

LET ME REMIND YOU.

I ALWAYS LEAVE THIS HERE,
SO I'M ALWAYS ON THE TELLY.

GIVEN THAT IT'S TOO LATE TO BOOK ANYONE EKE,
THE ANSWER HAS TO BE YES.

- HELLO, MICHAEL. DO YOU WANT TO BE ALONE?
- OH, NO. IT'S NICE TO HAVE COMPANY.

JUST CRUDE, LIKE...

NOW, YOUR PROGRAMME...

(GUN NOISE)

- HI. I'M PATRICIA LESSING.
- KAREN COLMAN. NICE OF YOU TO COME.

- THE BUILDERS.
- YES.

THEY HAVE FUNERALS WITH FLORAL TRIBUTES
THAT SAY THINGS LIKE "MUM" AND "STAB".

CHINESE.. YEAH, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

I THINK THEY MIGHT HAVE FOUND IT A BIT CREEPY.

LIKE SHARON DAVIES AND JET FROM "GLADIATORS".

- HOW'S IT GOING, MR PARTRIDGE?
- YEAH, COOL.

MICHAEL, RELEASE THE HEADMASTER.