THERE'S A GRAVE OVER THERE THAT I SAW
THAT'S OF A MAN WHO DIED IN 1872

YES. A DOSSER AND A DWAD.

IT'S THE BALL THING YOU HAVE IN WASHING MACHINES.

CHAP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE PUMPS.

YOU SEE, I DON'T MIND THAT
BECAUSE OF THE SMILE.

I'M SORRY, ALAN. I DIDN'T KNOW.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH. I GOT A CHALK PENIS DRAWN ON ME
BY SOME SHIT. I'D LOVE TO GET MY HANDS ON HIM.

9 A.M., "DOCTOR NO". BREAK FOR A PEE.

"SHOESTRING", "TAGGART",
"SPENDER", "BERGERAC", "MORSE".

(IRISH ACCENT)..WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

TELL YOU WHAT AMUSES ME, MICHAEL,
IS WHEN PEOPLE CRITICISE MY BOOK

# TAKE A PINCH OF WHITE MAN
WRAP HIM UP IN BLACK SKIN... #

HERE'S YAZOO.

OK, RIGHT. ALAN ATTACK! LIKE THE "COOK REPORT"

FOR GOD'S SAKE!

LOVE TO. YEAH.

AND DON'T TRY TO HOVER UP SO THAT THE ROPE
GOES SLACK. THEY COULD DO THAT, COULDN'T THEY?

LET'S LOOK AT SOME RECORDS. THERE'S AN ENTRY HERE
FOR TOMAHAWK LEISURE. WHAT WAS THAT?