- YES. GOOD MORNING, ALAN...
- WHOA. LET ME FINISH.

AND YOU ALSO RUN OVER BADGERS
IN YOUR TRACTOR FOR FUN.

(JILL) THAT'S FINE.

NO, FINE.

JUST WANTED TO SAY YOUR COMMENTS EARLIER
ABOUT FARMERS WAS IGNORANT AND OFFENSIVE,

I FAINTED THREE TIMES.

OPENING SEQUENCE - ME IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE
FEEDING THE PIGEONS, GOING, "OH, GOD!"

I WAS GOING TO GIVE OUT SOME AWARDS,
BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

- FROM GO WEST...
- FANNIES!

YEAH, I THINK I'LL HAVE SOME WINE, ACTUALLY.

I KNOW. I HEARD HIM.

I WONDER HOW THEY GET THOSE SWORDS
THROUGH CUSTOMS.

- I WANT TO GO TO LONDON.
- THAT'S FINE.

THE TAX PEOPLE ARE COMING IN AN HOUR.
YOU'VE GOT ONE HOUR TO GET READY.

SHE MANAGED TO WALK 4OO YARDS, HOLDING
HER HAND IN HER OTHER HAND, AND HAILED A TAXI.

- HAS THE DUKE OF HAZARD BEEN IN?
- NO, HE'S NOT.

MR T OSSER. THAT DOESN'T EVEN WORK.

COME HERE, YOU LUCKY, LUCKY LADY.